My enjoyment gland is huge and well practiced. If I can enjoy modern art museums, you'll be a breeze.
What's your preferred etiquette?
If we're meeting in public, please include the donation in a card or small gift (like a book or magazine). If we're meeting in private, please leave the donation in a clearly visible place, like a counter, and then excuse yourself to the restroom.
Will your clothes embarrass me?
If people can't tell at first glance that you and I are engaging in sordid debauchery then why are we even here?
this is a joke I in fact wear normal clothes
Due to the alarming state of facial recognition technology and doxxing in the world today, I do not send any photos or videos (even safe for work ones). I also do not video chat. Please do not ask.
